It’s President’s Day and given we all know what kind of president we have right now I couldn’t help but look for some comic relief. Through the Museum of Hoaxes I have found the Iron Hymen - we web site put together by (sic!) US Dept. of Health & Human Services and the White House Office of Youth Purity. The page I think is hilarious is “Boys’ Private Parts: 10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Them” - it’s just knocked me out. Read it, you might actually believe it’s true

If you play your cards right, the revolting little wrinkled purse part of boy privates is something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing. But knowing where it is can come in mighty handy when called upon to give a “not until marriage” warning kick.

Same Museum provided the following picture - for house of Windows:

The Dark Side of eBay provides not only comic relief but some help as well. Like this CHINA SHRINK VAGINAL SHRINKING CREAM - very helpful if you’re woman and you know… constantly loosing it…

Last one from eBay: Hurry while supplies last!

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